Fear Has Met Its Match
A quirky, spooky, laugh-out-loud middle grade adventure where goblins make messes…
...and Iffy cleans them up.
Kristine has a bad feeling about her new house.
Her parents say it’s her imagination.
But this time, they’re wrong.
Three tiny goblins are trying to blow up the house with pinecones and acorns. It’s not going well. Meanwhile, a dark spirit named Mr. Mischief is feeding on her fears to grow stronger.
Good thing Kristine has Iffy—her imaginary friend with an appetite for shady monsters.
Monster Muncher Edition
A Monster-Sized Adventure
- Early access eBook
- Exclusive Signed paperback (First Printing edition)
- Goblin Buster Swag Pack
$17.99
Monster Hunter Edition
When Fear Rises, Heroes Step In
- Early access eBook
- Exclusive Signed paperback (First Printing edition)
- Goblin Buster Swag Pack
- Your name printed inside the book
$22.99
With Both Editions You'll Receive
Exclusive First Printing Signed Paperback
Early Access eBook
Goblin Buster Swag Pack
Why Readers Will Love Iffy
- Funny monster stories
- Slightly spooky adventures
- Books like Goosebumps or The Last Kids on Earth
- Imaginative, fast-paced middle grade reads
These Special Editions are Limited
Join the adventure. Reserve your copy today. Once they're gone, they're gone.
And remember...Iffy's always hungry.
About The Author
Bryan Mitchell is a US Army Veteran. He attended the University of North Carolina at Greensboro and holds a BA in English with a Teacher's Licensure and MS in Computer Science. He's married to Sarah Mitchell and has two boys, Eli and James.
Official Iffy Eats Monsters For Breakfast Blurb
Kristine has a bad feeling about her new house.
Her parents say it’s her imagination.
But this time, they’re wrong.
Three tiny goblins are trying to blow up the house with pinecones and acorns. It’s
not going well. Meanwhile, a dark spirit named Mr. Mischief is feeding on her
fears to grow stronger.
Good thing Kristine has Iffy, her imaginary friend with an appetite for shady monsters.
Together, they must stop the goblins and make sure Mr. Mischief ends up right where he belongs, inside Iffy’s belly.
Because if they don’t, Kristine may lose more than her home.
When Will My Order Ship?
Our goal is to send all Editions as close to the official release date as possible—so you can begin your adventure right away. Because each copy includes special printing and a signed edition, shipping timelines may vary slightly based on final production and delivery schedules. As soon as the books arrive from the printer, we’ll begin sending them out without delay.
All preorders will receive their Early Access eBook in June, so the adventure can begin while your signed copy makes its way to you.
We’ll keep you updated every step of the journey and let you know as soon as your package ships.
How Will I Receive My eBook?
Your Iffy Eats Monsters For Breakfast eBook will be delivered by email to the same email address used when placing your preorder.
In June, you will receive a message containing instructions and a download link for the eBook so you can begin reading while your paperback first print edition is being prepared and shipped.
If you do not see the email in your inbox, please check your spam or promotions folder. If you still cannot find it, feel free to contact us and we will be happy to assist.